Lord knows I love Waitrose, but really? The only way Cath Kidston can make cleaning more pleasureable for me is if she bobs round and does it herself. Preferably with a bottle of gin that I can sink whilst watching her/pointing out bits she’s missed. What’s would be the male equivalent? A laundry basket covered in tits to encourage them to put their dirty undies in it? (that’s pictures of tits, not actual, real tits – that would just be weird)
Is someone winding me up?