…the artist formerly known as Abby, now going by the name of ‘mummy’. Or ‘MUMMYMUMMYMUMMY’ depending on how urgently my children need me to come check out the latest carnage they’ve created in the short space of time I’ve been on the loo. Love my kids. Love being a mum? Not so much. Trapped out in the sticks with a bunch of other mums who make Mary Poppins look like a bitch. These women spend their lives competing for the Supermother crown. I lag behind, sometimes trying to blag my way into their gang, other times doing everything in my power to wind them up. Trying to save myself from Stepford by blogging about my mental, maternal life. Please be nice, I am doing my best….